Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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