Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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