im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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