wat bout pragnant strippers??
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize
