We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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