just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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