I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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