Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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