You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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