Got a toothbrush?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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