Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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