there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Randomize
