I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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