i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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