apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
