omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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