We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Randomize
