Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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