y did u give ur computer a hand job?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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