Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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