Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
and she was petting her beer can
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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