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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!

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  we need a boat to join in

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  Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva

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• (627): View more from California

  his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.

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• (516): View more from New York

  The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...

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• (916): View more from California

  Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.

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• (607): View more from New York

  There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.

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  Who is this?!?!

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