she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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