Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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