Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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