Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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