You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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