drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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