I got chris browned last night
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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