Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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