Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I FOUND THE LEGS
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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