handjob tips. give me some.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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