We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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