I'm so fucking centered right now
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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