my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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