did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I know her cup size but not her name....
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