Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She said her name was "party"
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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