There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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