babies were throwing up all over the place
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
