I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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