16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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