woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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