youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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