can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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