he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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