I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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