are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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