i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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