you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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