Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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