I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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