May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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