It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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