doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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