I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I think people are normalizing furries
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
